The Inch-Short Hex of Jalen Nailor
Jalen Nailor · LV · WR
“Nailor's coach discovers the run game at the exact moment Nailor was due a breakout.” — Mistress Misfire
More ways the witch ruins Nailor's week
- Nailor scores a 60-yard TD. It is called back for holding on a guy named Gary.
- The QB looks at Nailor exactly once: a 3-yard out on 3rd-and-9.
84%POTENCY
-13.4PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The echo of a referee saying "no catch"
- Powdered kicker confidence
- A single Titans jersey, ironically worn
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
Incantation
Newt and bat and gridiron dust,
Nailor drops one, as all fantasy must,
Questionable by noon, in the witch we trust.
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FAQ
How do I curse Jalen Nailor in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Jalen Nailor is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Jalen Nailor actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.