The Dropped Pass Hex of Jalen Nailor
Jalen Nailor · LV · WR
“Nailor gets 11 targets and catches 3 of them. The other 8 are "contested".” — The Hex-Pert
More ways the witch ruins Nailor's week
- Nailor is a game-time decision, and the decision is made by a poltergeist.
- Nailor gets quarantined by a cornerback named Cornelius who has never been beaten. Ever.
88%POTENCY
-11.8PTS DRAINED
Total MeltdownVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The soul of a QB who threw to the wrong team
- A scorched fantasy football magazine, September issue
- A tablespoon of "I told you so" (aged 7 years)
- The sacred tears of a #1 waiver priority
Incantation
Hocus pocus, fumble focus,
Nailor's snap count, now a locust,
Waiver wire, hear my notice!
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FAQ
How do I curse Jalen Nailor in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Jalen Nailor is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Jalen Nailor actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.