The Sunday Night Fade Hex of Jalen Nailor
Jalen Nailor · LV · WR
“A mysterious flag erases Nailor's only good play. The ref will not make eye contact.” — Auntie Audible
More ways the witch ruins Nailor's week
- Nailor runs a beautiful route, gets open, and the QB throws it to the other receiver. Who was covered.
- Nailor will do something so quietly mediocre that the box score doubts he played.
92%POTENCY
-19.6PTS DRAINED
Call an ExorcistVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- One (1) pre-owned hamstring
- One bottle of luck. Empty. Recycled.
- The sacred tears of a #1 waiver priority
- A fumbled football, blessed by nobody
Incantation
Double, double, toil and trouble,
Nailor's stat line, now a rubble,
Inactive by kickoff, pop that bubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Jalen Nailor in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Jalen Nailor is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Jalen Nailor actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.