The Gone-in-the-Fourth Hex of Jalen Nailor
Jalen Nailor · LV · WR
“Nailor is a game-time decision, and the decision is made by a poltergeist.” — Mother Matchup
More ways the witch ruins Nailor's week
- Nailor goes down with a "tweak" in a game that was already won. Never even needed him.
- Nailor's coach discovers the run game at the exact moment Nailor was due a breakout.
80%POTENCY
-18.8PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
- One (1) lucky coin, flipped incorrectly
- The sacred tears of a #1 waiver priority
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
Incantation
Spirits of the checkdown past,
Make Nailor's Sunday dim and vast,
One yard short. The die is cast.
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FAQ
How do I curse Jalen Nailor in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Jalen Nailor is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Jalen Nailor actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.