The Sunday Night Fade Hex of Jalen Nailor
Jalen Nailor · LV · WR
“The QB looks at Nailor exactly once: a 3-yard out on 3rd-and-9.” — Zelda the Zero-Pointer
More ways the witch ruins Nailor's week
- Nailor runs a beautiful route, gets open, and the QB throws it to the other receiver. Who was covered.
- Nailor gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Michigan State's biggest rival.
78%POTENCY
-11.7PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The sacred tears of a #1 waiver priority
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Seahawks locker room
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
- A used challenge flag
Incantation
Bubble, bubble, benched in trouble,
Nailor drops it, double, double,
Hex, hex, hex, and the stat sheet's rubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Jalen Nailor in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Jalen Nailor is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Jalen Nailor actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.