The Pass-Interference Nope Hex of Jalen Nailor
Jalen Nailor · LV · WR
“Nailor gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Michigan State's biggest rival.” — Sister Sack
More ways the witch ruins Nailor's week
- Ref: "Number Nailor, that's a flag." Nailor: "What flag?" Ref: "The one on the previous TD."
- Nailor gets 11 targets and catches 3 of them. The other 8 are "contested".
79%POTENCY
-14.9PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Powdered tears from a kicker who "was fine" at practice
- The soul of a QB who threw to the wrong team
- A single Packers jersey, ironically worn
- The playbook your coordinator definitely lost
Incantation
By horn of fumbled ball,
By sack that drops them all,
Nailor, drop it, trip it, fall!
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FAQ
How do I curse Jalen Nailor in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Jalen Nailor is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Jalen Nailor actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.