The Inactive-at-11:58 Hex of Jalen Nailor
Jalen Nailor · LV · WR
“Nailor is a game-time decision, and the decision is made by a poltergeist.” — The Hex-Pert
More ways the witch ruins Nailor's week
- Nailor's best play of the day happens on a play where he is not the ball carrier.
- A mysterious flag erases Nailor's only good play. The ref will not make eye contact.
84%POTENCY
-15.5PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A suspicious amount of glitter and a printed injury report
- Dust from a defunct team's playbook (the Browns, probably)
- The playbook your coordinator definitely lost
- A cup of hot cocoa, spilled on the depth chart
Incantation
By the pale blue light of the injury tag,
Nailor, hear me, and start to lag,
Your best play is a flag. Your worst is the bag.
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FAQ
How do I curse Jalen Nailor in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Jalen Nailor is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Jalen Nailor actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.