The Mystery Tweak Hex of Jalen Nailor
Jalen Nailor · LV · WR
“Nailor gets "rested" in a week the team clinched nothing.” — Zelda the Zero-Pointer
More ways the witch ruins Nailor's week
- The broadcast shows Nailor on the sideline with an ice pack for the entire 4th quarter.
- Nailor gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Michigan State's biggest rival.
83%POTENCY
-13.7PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A tablespoon of "I told you so" (aged 7 years)
- Dust from a defunct team's playbook (the Browns, probably)
- The echo of a referee saying "no catch"
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
Incantation
Spirits of the checkdown past,
Make Nailor's Sunday dim and vast,
One yard short. The die is cast.
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FAQ
How do I curse Jalen Nailor in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Jalen Nailor is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Jalen Nailor actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.