The Dropped Pass Hex of Jalen Nailor
Jalen Nailor · LV · WR
“Nailor gets a stat correction that takes away 2.4 points, 4 days later, at 3:17 AM.” — Mistress Misfire
More ways the witch ruins Nailor's week
- Nailor gets benched in a blowout at halftime. The team then comes back. He watches. Smiling.
- Nailor drops a wide-open touchdown, then celebrates anyway for 40 seconds.
83%POTENCY
-9.6PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A dash of Week 17 resting-starters
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
- The playbook your coordinator definitely lost
- Dust from a defunct team's playbook (the Browns, probably)
Incantation
Newt and bat and gridiron dust,
Nailor drops one, as all fantasy must,
Questionable by noon, in the witch we trust.
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FAQ
How do I curse Jalen Nailor in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Jalen Nailor is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Jalen Nailor actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.