The Pass-Interference Nope Hex of Jalen Nailor
Jalen Nailor · LV · WR
“Nailor tweaks something in warm-ups. He'll be fine. He will also score zero.” — Sister Sack
More ways the witch ruins Nailor's week
- Nailor gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Michigan State's biggest rival.
- Nailor does a touchdown dance for a TD that is overturned by review. Slowly. With zoom.
78%POTENCY
-9.7PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A tablespoon of "I told you so" (aged 7 years)
- A dash of Week 17 resting-starters
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Dolphins locker room
- The soul of a QB who threw to the wrong team
Incantation
Bubble, bubble, benched in trouble,
Nailor drops it, double, double,
Hex, hex, hex, and the stat sheet's rubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Jalen Nailor in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Jalen Nailor is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Jalen Nailor actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.