The Shadow Coverage Hex of Jalen Nailor
Jalen Nailor · LV · WR
“Nailor gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Michigan State's biggest rival.” — Auntie Audible
More ways the witch ruins Nailor's week
- Nailor does a touchdown dance for a TD that is overturned by review. Slowly. With zoom.
- Nailor scores 0 fantasy points and is somehow also responsible for 2 turnovers.
88%POTENCY
-11.9PTS DRAINED
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Ritual ingredients
- A fumbled football, blessed by nobody
- A used challenge flag
- Powdered kicker confidence
- A cup of hot cocoa, spilled on the depth chart
Incantation
Spirits of the checkdown past,
Make Nailor's Sunday dim and vast,
One yard short. The die is cast.
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FAQ
How do I curse Jalen Nailor in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Jalen Nailor is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Jalen Nailor actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.