The Shadow Coverage Hex of Jalen Nailor
Jalen Nailor · LV · WR
“Nailor sees a depth chart rewrite 11 minutes before kickoff. His name is now in smaller font.” — Lady Last-Minute Scratch
More ways the witch ruins Nailor's week
- Nailor runs a beautiful route, gets open, and the QB throws it to the other receiver. Who was covered.
- Nailor scores a 60-yard TD. It is called back for holding on a guy named Gary.
76%POTENCY
-11.9PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A suspicious amount of glitter and a printed injury report
- your opponent's lucky socks (unwashed since Week 1)
- The ashes of a 2019 draft pick
- A used challenge flag
Incantation
By horn of fumbled ball,
By sack that drops them all,
Nailor, drop it, trip it, fall!
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FAQ
How do I curse Jalen Nailor in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Jalen Nailor is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Jalen Nailor actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.