The Butter-Finger Hex of Jalen Nailor
Jalen Nailor · LV · WR
“The broadcast shows Nailor on the sideline with an ice pack for the entire 4th quarter.” — Hexcellent Hilda
More ways the witch ruins Nailor's week
- Nailor's only highlight is a block, and it is not even a good one.
- Nailor gets 14 targets in garbage time with the game already lost. Points: 3.8.
85%POTENCY
-15.3PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Powdered kicker confidence
- A used challenge flag
- Dust from a defunct team's playbook (the Browns, probably)
- your opponent's lucky socks (unwashed since Week 1)
Incantation
Eye of Patriots, tongue of ref,
Bring Raiders down to grief,
Nailor scores zero, past belief!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Jalen Nailor in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Jalen Nailor is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Jalen Nailor actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.