The Butter-Finger Hex of Jalen Nailor
Jalen Nailor · LV · WR
“Nailor gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Michigan State's biggest rival.” — Lady Last-Minute Scratch
More ways the witch ruins Nailor's week
- Nailor is questionable with an injury he sustained "reaching for the remote".
- Nailor's only highlight is a block, and it is not even a good one.
72%POTENCY
-16.7PTS DRAINED
Eye-Roll MaterialVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A bottle of "I'm not superstitious" (it's empty)
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Rams locker room
- The ashes of a 2019 draft pick
- The last HD stream that wasn't buffering
Incantation
Newt and bat and gridiron dust,
Nailor drops one, as all fantasy must,
Questionable by noon, in the witch we trust.
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FAQ
How do I curse Jalen Nailor in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Jalen Nailor is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Jalen Nailor actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.