The Inactive-at-11:58 Hex of Jalen Nailor
Jalen Nailor · LV · WR
“Nailor's coach discovers the run game at the exact moment Nailor was due a breakout.” — Zelda the Zero-Pointer
More ways the witch ruins Nailor's week
- Nailor gets 11 targets and catches 3 of them. The other 8 are "contested".
- Nailor gets a stat correction that takes away 2.4 points, 4 days later, at 3:17 AM.
80%POTENCY
-9.7PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A scorched fantasy football magazine, September issue
- Powdered kicker confidence
- The ashes of a 2019 draft pick
- A suspicious amount of glitter and a printed injury report
Incantation
By the pale blue light of the injury tag,
Nailor, hear me, and start to lag,
Your best play is a flag. Your worst is the bag.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Jalen Nailor in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Jalen Nailor is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Jalen Nailor actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.