The Gone-in-the-Fourth Hex of Jalen Nailor
Jalen Nailor · LV · WR
“Nailor tweaks something in warm-ups. He'll be fine. He will also score zero.” — Sister Sack
More ways the witch ruins Nailor's week
- Nailor gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Michigan State's biggest rival.
- Nailor scores 0 fantasy points and is somehow also responsible for 2 turnovers.
86%POTENCY
-13.4PTS DRAINED
Call an ExorcistVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The sacred tears of a #1 waiver priority
- The ashes of a 2019 draft pick
- A dash of Week 17 resting-starters
- A scorched fantasy football magazine, September issue
Incantation
Eye of Steelers, tongue of ref,
Bring Raiders down to grief,
Nailor scores zero, past belief!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Jalen Nailor in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Jalen Nailor is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Jalen Nailor actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.