The Phantom Flag Hex of Jalen Nailor
Jalen Nailor · LV · WR
“Nailor gets 14 targets in garbage time with the game already lost. Points: 3.8.” — The Hex-Pert
More ways the witch ruins Nailor's week
- Nailor goes down with a "tweak" in a game that was already won. Never even needed him.
- Nailor will be in the end zone. With the ball. And the whistle already blown. Dead ball.
85%POTENCY
-15PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
- A tablespoon of "I told you so" (aged 7 years)
- An unused timeout (still warm)
- A fumbled football, blessed by nobody
Incantation
Eye of Saints, tongue of ref,
Bring Raiders down to grief,
Nailor scores zero, past belief!
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FAQ
How do I curse Jalen Nailor in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Jalen Nailor is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Jalen Nailor actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.