The Mystery Tweak Hex of Jalen Nailor
Jalen Nailor · LV · WR
“Nailor will be in the end zone. With the ball. And the whistle already blown. Dead ball.” — Aunt Prevent
More ways the witch ruins Nailor's week
- Nailor sees a depth chart rewrite 11 minutes before kickoff. His name is now in smaller font.
- The QB looks at Nailor exactly once: a 3-yard out on 3rd-and-9.
74%POTENCY
-17.1PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A single Chargers jersey, ironically worn
- The last HD stream that wasn't buffering
- The dying breath of a waiver claim
- The sacred tears of a #1 waiver priority
Incantation
By the pale blue light of the injury tag,
Nailor, hear me, and start to lag,
Your best play is a flag. Your worst is the bag.
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FAQ
How do I curse Jalen Nailor in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Jalen Nailor is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Jalen Nailor actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.