The Gone-in-the-Fourth Hex of Jalen Nailor
Jalen Nailor · LV · WR
“The QB looks at Nailor exactly once: a 3-yard out on 3rd-and-9.” — Mistress Misfire
More ways the witch ruins Nailor's week
- Nailor scores a 60-yard TD. It is called back for holding on a guy named Gary.
- Nailor gets 11 targets and catches 3 of them. The other 8 are "contested".
88%POTENCY
-12.1PTS DRAINED
Total MeltdownVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A scorched fantasy football magazine, September issue
- The echo of a referee saying "no catch"
- The playbook your coordinator definitely lost
- The dying breath of a waiver claim
Incantation
Spirits of the checkdown past,
Make Nailor's Sunday dim and vast,
One yard short. The die is cast.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Jalen Nailor in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Jalen Nailor is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Jalen Nailor actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.