The Butter-Finger Hex of Jalen Nailor
Jalen Nailor · LV · WR
“Nailor gets benched in a blowout at halftime. The team then comes back. He watches. Smiling.” — Mistress Misfire
More ways the witch ruins Nailor's week
- Nailor scores a 60-yard TD. It is called back for holding on a guy named Gary.
- Nailor gets shadowed by a corner who just signed an extension and needs to prove it.
80%POTENCY
-18.4PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
- A used challenge flag
- A tablespoon of "I told you so" (aged 7 years)
- A single Vikings jersey, ironically worn
Incantation
By horn of fumbled ball,
By sack that drops them all,
Nailor, drop it, trip it, fall!
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FAQ
How do I curse Jalen Nailor in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Jalen Nailor is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Jalen Nailor actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.