The Shadow Coverage Hex of Jalen Nailor
Jalen Nailor · LV · WR
“Nailor scores 0 fantasy points and is somehow also responsible for 2 turnovers.” — The Hex-Pert
More ways the witch ruins Nailor's week
- Nailor gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Michigan State's biggest rival.
- Nailor finishes with 4.2 points. Not 4.0. Not 5.0. The single most insulting number.
76%POTENCY
-10.6PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Bears locker room
- An unused timeout (still warm)
- A single Bears jersey, ironically worn
- The soul of a QB who threw to the wrong team
Incantation
Spirits of the checkdown past,
Make Nailor's Sunday dim and vast,
One yard short. The die is cast.
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FAQ
How do I curse Jalen Nailor in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Jalen Nailor is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Jalen Nailor actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.