The Inactive-at-11:58 Hex of Jalen Reagor
Jalen Reagor · MIA · WR
“Reagor gets a stat correction that takes away 2.4 points, 4 days later, at 3:17 AM.” — Sister Sack
More ways the witch ruins Reagor's week
- Reagor does a touchdown dance for a TD that is overturned by review. Slowly. With zoom.
- Reagor is hit with a "pre-existing condition" that was not pre-existing until just now.
84%POTENCY
-16.8PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Chargers locker room
- A single Commanders jersey, ironically worn
- A bottle of "I'm not superstitious" (it's empty)
- The soul of a QB who threw to the wrong team
Incantation
Hocus pocus, fumble focus,
Reagor's snap count, now a locust,
Waiver wire, hear my notice!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Jalen Reagor in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Jalen Reagor is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Jalen Reagor actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.