The Snap Count Hex of Jalen Reagor
Jalen Reagor · MIA · WR
“A localized thunderstorm forms over Reagor's stadium. Only over Reagor.” — Hexcellent Hilda
More ways the witch ruins Reagor's week
- Reagor is on the field for exactly 38% of snaps in a "rotation" only the coach understands.
- Reagor is a game-time decision, and the decision is made by a poltergeist.
74%POTENCY
-9.5PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A single Bengals jersey, ironically worn
- One (1) lucky coin, flipped incorrectly
- A cup of hot cocoa, spilled on the depth chart
- The echo of a referee saying "no catch"
Incantation
Double, double, toil and trouble,
Reagor's stat line, now a rubble,
Inactive by kickoff, pop that bubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Jalen Reagor in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Jalen Reagor is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Jalen Reagor actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.