The Hamstring Hex of Jalen Reagor
Jalen Reagor · MIA · WR
“Reagor gets 14 targets in garbage time with the game already lost. Points: 3.8.” — Auntie Audible
More ways the witch ruins Reagor's week
- The QB looks at Reagor exactly once: a 3-yard out on 3rd-and-9.
- Reagor will be in the end zone. With the ball. And the whistle already blown. Dead ball.
74%POTENCY
-9.6PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- your opponent's lucky socks (unwashed since Week 1)
- Powdered tears from a kicker who "was fine" at practice
- Powdered kicker confidence
- A used challenge flag
Incantation
Eye of Falcons, tongue of ref,
Bring Dolphins down to grief,
Reagor scores zero, past belief!
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FAQ
How do I curse Jalen Reagor in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Jalen Reagor is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Jalen Reagor actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.