The Inch-Short Hex of Jalen Reagor
Jalen Reagor · MIA · WR
“Reagor gets quarantined by a cornerback named Cornelius who has never been beaten. Ever.” — Granny Gridiron
More ways the witch ruins Reagor's week
- Reagor tears an uncatchable ball out of the air and... steps out of bounds. By a toe.
- Reagor sees a depth chart rewrite 11 minutes before kickoff. His name is now in smaller font.
92%POTENCY
-10.5PTS DRAINED
Delete the AppVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The echo of a referee saying "no catch"
- A screenshot of your opponent's trash talk, face down
- An unused timeout (still warm)
- A bottle of "I'm not superstitious" (it's empty)
Incantation
Hocus pocus, fumble focus,
Reagor's snap count, now a locust,
Waiver wire, hear my notice!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Jalen Reagor in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Jalen Reagor is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Jalen Reagor actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.