The Sunday Night Fade Hex of Jalen Reagor
Jalen Reagor · MIA · WR
“Reagor is hit with a "pre-existing condition" that was not pre-existing until just now.” — The Hex-Pert
More ways the witch ruins Reagor's week
- Reagor scores 0 fantasy points and is somehow also responsible for 2 turnovers.
- Reagor gets 14 targets in garbage time with the game already lost. Points: 3.8.
73%POTENCY
-14.6PTS DRAINED
Ruined BrunchVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A bottle of "I'm not superstitious" (it's empty)
- Powdered tears from a kicker who "was fine" at practice
- A single Chargers jersey, ironically worn
- A forgotten fantasy trophy from 2014
Incantation
Double, double, toil and trouble,
Reagor's stat line, now a rubble,
Inactive by kickoff, pop that bubble!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Jalen Reagor in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Jalen Reagor is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Jalen Reagor actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.