The Gone-in-the-Fourth Hex of Jalen Reagor
Jalen Reagor · MIA · WR
“Reagor drops a wide-open touchdown, then celebrates anyway for 40 seconds.” — Granny Gridiron
More ways the witch ruins Reagor's week
- A localized thunderstorm forms over Reagor's stadium. Only over Reagor.
- Reagor sees a depth chart rewrite 11 minutes before kickoff. His name is now in smaller font.
83%POTENCY
-12.7PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
- A dash of Week 17 resting-starters
- One bottle of luck. Empty. Recycled.
- Powdered kicker confidence
Incantation
Newt and bat and gridiron dust,
Reagor drops one, as all fantasy must,
Questionable by noon, in the witch we trust.
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FAQ
How do I curse Jalen Reagor in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Jalen Reagor is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Jalen Reagor actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.