The Inactive-at-11:58 Hex of Jalen Reagor
Jalen Reagor · MIA · WR
“Reagor finishes with 4.2 points. Not 4.0. Not 5.0. The single most insulting number.” — Sister Sack
More ways the witch ruins Reagor's week
- Reagor gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of TCU's biggest rival.
- A mysterious flag erases Reagor's only good play. The ref will not make eye contact.
81%POTENCY
-13.5PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A suspicious amount of glitter and a printed injury report
- your opponent's lucky socks (unwashed since Week 1)
- Powdered kicker confidence
- A single tear from a 49ers fan
Incantation
By horn of fumbled ball,
By sack that drops them all,
Reagor, drop it, trip it, fall!
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FAQ
How do I curse Jalen Reagor in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Jalen Reagor is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Jalen Reagor actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.