The Hamstring Hex of Jalen Reagor
Jalen Reagor · MIA · WR
“Reagor gets a stat correction that takes away 2.4 points, 4 days later, at 3:17 AM.” — Baba Blitz
More ways the witch ruins Reagor's week
- Reagor's only highlight is a block, and it is not even a good one.
- Reagor is questionable with an injury he sustained "reaching for the remote".
88%POTENCY
-15.8PTS DRAINED
Delete the AppVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A tablespoon of "I told you so" (aged 7 years)
- One (1) pre-owned hamstring
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
- The last good thing your opponent said about their lineup
Incantation
Bubble, bubble, benched in trouble,
Reagor drops it, double, double,
Hex, hex, hex, and the stat sheet's rubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Jalen Reagor in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Jalen Reagor is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Jalen Reagor actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.