The Late Scratch Hex of Jalen Reagor
Jalen Reagor · MIA · WR
“Reagor is a game-time decision, and the decision is made by a poltergeist.” — Mother Matchup
More ways the witch ruins Reagor's week
- The broadcast shows Reagor on the sideline with an ice pack for the entire 4th quarter.
- Reagor gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of TCU's biggest rival.
91%POTENCY
-19.6PTS DRAINED
Total MeltdownVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- One (1) lucky coin, flipped incorrectly
- Powdered kicker confidence
- One (1) pre-owned hamstring
- The dying breath of a waiver claim
Incantation
Reagor, Reagor, in the pale moonlight,
May your target share shrink out of sight,
And may the ref not see your catch tonight.
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FAQ
How do I curse Jalen Reagor in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Jalen Reagor is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Jalen Reagor actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.