The Gone-in-the-Fourth Hex of Jalen Reagor
Jalen Reagor · MIA · WR
“Reagor will be in the end zone. With the ball. And the whistle already blown. Dead ball.” — Mistress Misfire
More ways the witch ruins Reagor's week
- Reagor's only highlight is a block, and it is not even a good one.
- Reagor is on the field for exactly 38% of snaps in a "rotation" only the coach understands.
73%POTENCY
-10.1PTS DRAINED
Sunday RuinerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A used challenge flag
- Eye of newt, toe of frog, and a "Questionable" tag
- Powdered kicker confidence
- The echo of a referee saying "no catch"
Incantation
Bubble, bubble, benched in trouble,
Reagor drops it, double, double,
Hex, hex, hex, and the stat sheet's rubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Jalen Reagor in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Jalen Reagor is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Jalen Reagor actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.