The Butter-Finger Hex of Jalen Reagor
Jalen Reagor · MIA · WR
“Reagor scores a 60-yard TD. It is called back for holding on a guy named Gary.” — Lady Last-Minute Scratch
More ways the witch ruins Reagor's week
- Reagor runs a beautiful route, gets open, and the QB throws it to the other receiver. Who was covered.
- Reagor tweaks something in warm-ups. He'll be fine. He will also score zero.
86%POTENCY
-10.7PTS DRAINED
Total MeltdownVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A fumbled football, blessed by nobody
- your opponent's lucky socks (unwashed since Week 1)
- One bottle of luck. Empty. Recycled.
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Patriots locker room
Incantation
Hocus pocus, fumble focus,
Reagor's snap count, now a locust,
Waiver wire, hear my notice!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Jalen Reagor in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Jalen Reagor is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Jalen Reagor actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.