The Inch-Short Hex of Jalen Reagor
Jalen Reagor · MIA · WR
“Reagor gets shadowed by a corner who just signed an extension and needs to prove it.” — Lady Last-Minute Scratch
More ways the witch ruins Reagor's week
- Reagor gets quarantined by a cornerback named Cornelius who has never been beaten. Ever.
- Ref: "Number Reagor, that's a flag." Reagor: "What flag?" Ref: "The one on the previous TD."
81%POTENCY
-14.6PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A scorched fantasy football magazine, September issue
- A fumbled football, blessed by nobody
- A used challenge flag
- An unused timeout (still warm)
Incantation
By the pale blue light of the injury tag,
Reagor, hear me, and start to lag,
Your best play is a flag. Your worst is the bag.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Jalen Reagor in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Jalen Reagor is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Jalen Reagor actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.