The Hamstring Hex of Jalen Reagor
Jalen Reagor · MIA · WR
“Reagor scores a 60-yard TD. It is called back for holding on a guy named Gary.” — Baba Blitz
More ways the witch ruins Reagor's week
- Reagor is on the field for exactly 38% of snaps in a "rotation" only the coach understands.
- Reagor gets a stat correction that takes away 2.4 points, 4 days later, at 3:17 AM.
81%POTENCY
-14.1PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A scorched fantasy football magazine, September issue
- A single Texans jersey, ironically worn
- Powdered kicker confidence
- A cup of hot cocoa, spilled on the depth chart
Incantation
Newt and bat and gridiron dust,
Reagor drops one, as all fantasy must,
Questionable by noon, in the witch we trust.
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FAQ
How do I curse Jalen Reagor in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Jalen Reagor is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Jalen Reagor actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.