The Phantom Holding Hex of Jalen Reagor
Jalen Reagor · MIA · WR
“Reagor gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of TCU's biggest rival.” — Auntie Audible
More ways the witch ruins Reagor's week
- Reagor goes down with a "tweak" in a game that was already won. Never even needed him.
- A localized thunderstorm forms over Reagor's stadium. Only over Reagor.
74%POTENCY
-14.5PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Smoke from a burning depth chart
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
- One bottle of luck. Empty. Recycled.
- A bottle of "I'm not superstitious" (it's empty)
Incantation
Hocus pocus, fumble focus,
Reagor's snap count, now a locust,
Waiver wire, hear my notice!
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FAQ
How do I curse Jalen Reagor in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Jalen Reagor is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Jalen Reagor actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.