The Hamstring Hex of Jalen Reagor
Jalen Reagor · MIA · WR
“Reagor finishes with 4.2 points. Not 4.0. Not 5.0. The single most insulting number.” — Granny Gridiron
More ways the witch ruins Reagor's week
- Reagor gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of TCU's biggest rival.
- Reagor is a game-time decision, and the decision is made by a poltergeist.
80%POTENCY
-17.1PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A fumbled football, blessed by nobody
- Dust from a defunct team's playbook (the Browns, probably)
- A tablespoon of "I told you so" (aged 7 years)
- A cup of hot cocoa, spilled on the depth chart
Incantation
Eye of Chargers, tongue of ref,
Bring Dolphins down to grief,
Reagor scores zero, past belief!
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FAQ
How do I curse Jalen Reagor in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Jalen Reagor is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Jalen Reagor actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.