The Shadow Coverage Hex of Jalen Reagor
Jalen Reagor · MIA · WR
“Reagor gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of TCU's biggest rival.” — Auntie Audible
More ways the witch ruins Reagor's week
- Reagor finishes with 4.2 points. Not 4.0. Not 5.0. The single most insulting number.
- Reagor gets 11 targets and catches 3 of them. The other 8 are "contested".
81%POTENCY
-15.1PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Powdered tears from a kicker who "was fine" at practice
- The last good thing your opponent said about their lineup
- Smoke from a burning depth chart
- Dust from a defunct team's playbook (the Browns, probably)
Incantation
By horn of fumbled ball,
By sack that drops them all,
Reagor, drop it, trip it, fall!
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FAQ
How do I curse Jalen Reagor in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Jalen Reagor is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Jalen Reagor actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.