The Gone-in-the-Fourth Hex of Jalen Reagor
Jalen Reagor · MIA · WR
“Reagor will do something so quietly mediocre that the box score doubts he played.” — Granny Gridiron
More ways the witch ruins Reagor's week
- The QB looks at Reagor exactly once: a 3-yard out on 3rd-and-9.
- Reagor gets shadowed by a corner who just signed an extension and needs to prove it.
81%POTENCY
-13.5PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Powdered kicker confidence
- A forgotten fantasy trophy from 2014
- A scorched fantasy football magazine, September issue
- A tablespoon of "I told you so" (aged 7 years)
Incantation
Bubble, bubble, benched in trouble,
Reagor drops it, double, double,
Hex, hex, hex, and the stat sheet's rubble!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Jalen Reagor in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Jalen Reagor is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Jalen Reagor actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.