The Butter-Finger Hex of Jalen Reagor
Jalen Reagor · MIA · WR
“Reagor is on the field for exactly 38% of snaps in a "rotation" only the coach understands.” — Granny Gridiron
More ways the witch ruins Reagor's week
- Reagor gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of TCU's biggest rival.
- Ref: "Number Reagor, that's a flag." Reagor: "What flag?" Ref: "The one on the previous TD."
86%POTENCY
-16.9PTS DRAINED
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Ritual ingredients
- The last good thing your opponent said about their lineup
- The soul of a QB who threw to the wrong team
- your opponent's lucky socks (unwashed since Week 1)
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Patriots locker room
Incantation
Spirits of the checkdown past,
Make Reagor's Sunday dim and vast,
One yard short. The die is cast.
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FAQ
How do I curse Jalen Reagor in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Jalen Reagor is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Jalen Reagor actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.