The Shadow Coverage Hex of Jalen Reagor
Jalen Reagor · MIA · WR
“Reagor is questionable with an injury he sustained "reaching for the remote".” — Granny Gridiron
More ways the witch ruins Reagor's week
- Reagor is on the field for exactly 38% of snaps in a "rotation" only the coach understands.
- Reagor gets a stat correction that takes away 2.4 points, 4 days later, at 3:17 AM.
79%POTENCY
-9.1PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The playbook your coordinator definitely lost
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
- A bottle of "I'm not superstitious" (it's empty)
- A fumbled football, blessed by nobody
Incantation
Reagor, Reagor, in the pale moonlight,
May your target share shrink out of sight,
And may the ref not see your catch tonight.
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FAQ
How do I curse Jalen Reagor in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Jalen Reagor is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Jalen Reagor actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.