The Mystery Tweak Hex of Jalen Reagor
Jalen Reagor · MIA · WR
“Reagor finishes with 4.2 points. Not 4.0. Not 5.0. The single most insulting number.” — Zelda the Zero-Pointer
More ways the witch ruins Reagor's week
- A mysterious flag erases Reagor's only good play. The ref will not make eye contact.
- Reagor is on the field for exactly 38% of snaps in a "rotation" only the coach understands.
79%POTENCY
-12.3PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The last HD stream that wasn't buffering
- A single Broncos jersey, ironically worn
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
- your opponent's lucky socks (unwashed since Week 1)
Incantation
Double, double, toil and trouble,
Reagor's stat line, now a rubble,
Inactive by kickoff, pop that bubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Jalen Reagor in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Jalen Reagor is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Jalen Reagor actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.