The Gone-in-the-Fourth Hex of Jalen Reagor
Jalen Reagor · MIA · WR
“A localized thunderstorm forms over Reagor's stadium. Only over Reagor.” — Mother Matchup
More ways the witch ruins Reagor's week
- Reagor is questionable with an injury he sustained "reaching for the remote".
- Reagor is hit with a "pre-existing condition" that was not pre-existing until just now.
80%POTENCY
-17PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- One (1) pre-owned hamstring
- An unused timeout (still warm)
- A single Patriots jersey, ironically worn
- A scorched fantasy football magazine, September issue
Incantation
By the pale blue light of the injury tag,
Reagor, hear me, and start to lag,
Your best play is a flag. Your worst is the bag.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Jalen Reagor in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Jalen Reagor is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Jalen Reagor actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.