The Hamstring Hex of Ja'Marr Chase
Ja'Marr Chase · CIN · WR
“Chase's only highlight is a block, and it is not even a good one.” — Mother Matchup
More ways the witch ruins Chase's week
- Chase scores a 60-yard TD. It is called back for holding on a guy named Gary.
- Chase gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of LSU's biggest rival.
74%POTENCY
-16.2PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- One (1) lucky coin, flipped incorrectly
- An unused timeout (still warm)
- The soul of a QB who threw to the wrong team
- The last HD stream that wasn't buffering
Incantation
Spirits of the checkdown past,
Make Chase's Sunday dim and vast,
One yard short. The die is cast.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Ja'Marr Chase in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Ja'Marr Chase is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Ja'Marr Chase actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.