The Snap Count Hex of Ja'Marr Chase
Ja'Marr Chase · CIN · WR
“Chase is a game-time decision, and the decision is made by a poltergeist.” — The Old Crone of the Red Zone
More ways the witch ruins Chase's week
- Chase does a touchdown dance for a TD that is overturned by review. Slowly. With zoom.
- Chase goes down with a "tweak" in a game that was already won. Never even needed him.
76%POTENCY
-15PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- One (1) pre-owned hamstring
- The playbook your coordinator definitely lost
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Jaguars locker room
- An unused timeout (still warm)
Incantation
O ancient spirits of the lost challenge flag,
Take Chase's points and put them in a bag,
Leave only a "DNP" and a sad little shrug.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Ja'Marr Chase in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Ja'Marr Chase is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Ja'Marr Chase actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.