The Butter-Finger Hex of Ja'Marr Chase
Ja'Marr Chase · CIN · WR
“Chase will do something so quietly mediocre that the box score doubts he played.” — Madame Waiver Wire
More ways the witch ruins Chase's week
- Chase does a touchdown dance for a TD that is overturned by review. Slowly. With zoom.
- Chase's best play of the day happens on a play where he is not the ball carrier.
72%POTENCY
-19.6PTS DRAINED
Eye-Roll MaterialVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- An unused timeout (still warm)
- Smoke from a burning depth chart
- A screenshot of your opponent's trash talk, face down
- The sacred tears of a #1 waiver priority
Incantation
Newt and bat and gridiron dust,
Chase drops one, as all fantasy must,
Questionable by noon, in the witch we trust.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Ja'Marr Chase in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Ja'Marr Chase is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Ja'Marr Chase actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.