The Out-of-Bounds Hex of Ja'Marr Chase
Ja'Marr Chase · CIN · WR
“Chase tweaks something in warm-ups. He'll be fine. He will also score zero.” — Granny Gridiron
More ways the witch ruins Chase's week
- Chase runs a beautiful route, gets open, and the QB throws it to the other receiver. Who was covered.
- Chase finishes with 4.2 points. Not 4.0. Not 5.0. The single most insulting number.
81%POTENCY
-11.4PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A forgotten fantasy trophy from 2014
- A bottle of "I'm not superstitious" (it's empty)
- A single tear from a Seahawks fan
- A suspicious amount of glitter and a printed injury report
Incantation
Eye of Raiders, tongue of ref,
Bring Bengals down to grief,
Chase scores zero, past belief!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Ja'Marr Chase in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Ja'Marr Chase is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Ja'Marr Chase actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.