The Late Scratch Hex of Ja'Marr Chase
Ja'Marr Chase · CIN · WR
“The QB looks at Chase exactly once: a 3-yard out on 3rd-and-9.” — Mistress Misfire
More ways the witch ruins Chase's week
- Chase's best play of the day happens on a play where he is not the ball carrier.
- Chase gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of LSU's biggest rival.
75%POTENCY
-18.1PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A cup of hot cocoa, spilled on the depth chart
- The dying breath of a waiver claim
- A forgotten fantasy trophy from 2014
- A single Panthers jersey, ironically worn
Incantation
Newt and bat and gridiron dust,
Chase drops one, as all fantasy must,
Questionable by noon, in the witch we trust.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Ja'Marr Chase in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Ja'Marr Chase is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Ja'Marr Chase actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.