The Gone-in-the-Fourth Hex of Ja'Marr Chase
Ja'Marr Chase · CIN · WR
“Chase will do something so quietly mediocre that the box score doubts he played.” — Hexcellent Hilda
More ways the witch ruins Chase's week
- Chase finishes with 4.2 points. Not 4.0. Not 5.0. The single most insulting number.
- Chase goes down with a "tweak" in a game that was already won. Never even needed him.
78%POTENCY
-18.2PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A dash of Week 17 resting-starters
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Saints locker room
- The last HD stream that wasn't buffering
- Eye of newt, toe of frog, and a "Questionable" tag
Incantation
Spirits of the checkdown past,
Make Chase's Sunday dim and vast,
One yard short. The die is cast.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Ja'Marr Chase in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Ja'Marr Chase is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Ja'Marr Chase actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.