The Butter-Finger Hex of Ja'Marr Chase
Ja'Marr Chase · CIN · WR
“Chase finishes with 4.2 points. Not 4.0. Not 5.0. The single most insulting number.” — Sister Sack
More ways the witch ruins Chase's week
- Chase scores 0 fantasy points and is somehow also responsible for 2 turnovers.
- The QB looks at Chase exactly once: a 3-yard out on 3rd-and-9.
87%POTENCY
-9.7PTS DRAINED
Total MeltdownVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Titans locker room
- A forgotten fantasy trophy from 2014
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
- The dying breath of a waiver claim
Incantation
Double, double, toil and trouble,
Chase's stat line, now a rubble,
Inactive by kickoff, pop that bubble!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Ja'Marr Chase in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Ja'Marr Chase is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Ja'Marr Chase actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.