The Inactive-at-11:58 Hex of James Cook III
James Cook III · BUF · RB
“Cook III is on the field for exactly 38% of snaps in a "rotation" only the coach understands.” — Lady Last-Minute Scratch
More ways the witch ruins Cook III's week
- Cook III is "listed as the lead back" and then watches a 3-man committee eat his lunch.
- Cook III's offensive line takes the day off. Spiritually.
78%POTENCY
-10.9PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Powdered tears from a kicker who "was fine" at practice
- The soul of a QB who threw to the wrong team
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
- One (1) pre-owned hamstring
Incantation
Eye of Buccaneers, tongue of ref,
Bring Bills down to grief,
Cook III scores zero, past belief!
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FAQ
How do I curse James Cook III in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If James Cook III is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing James Cook III actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.